Dataroots
The OG "Almost-First-Ever" Mug
Product Overview
Remember when mugs were just… mugs? Before they started charging our phones and predicting the weather? Well, we dug deep into our archives and found a design that looks suspiciously like the very first mug we ever made. We’re not saying it’s the exact same, but it’s pretty darn close.
Key Features
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100% Non-Tech: No apps. No Bluetooth. No WiFi. It’s a mug. You put liquid in it. You drink. Revolutionary.
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Ergo-Kinda-Regular Handle: It’s a handle. It’s on the side of the mug. It helps you hold it. We’ve checked, and it does its job.
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Eco-Friendly Materials: Made with genuine ceramic. No baby seals were harmed during the production of this mug.
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Dishwasher Safe: Because who has time to hand-wash anymore? Not us. Probably not you either.
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Holds Coffee: And tea. And water. And other liquids. But especially coffee. Because, let's face it, that's what you're here for.
Let's rock & ride!